Cecilia Singer's Page

Halloween isn't for another week, Paris. So, unless your auditioning for a part in The Addams Family: Hollywood, ditch the black.

They obviously forgot to count Los Angeles. We don't need to be bikini clad to be hot.

The eighties are back and NOT in a good way. Christina, Christina, Christina. What WERE you thinking?? Whoever told you that banana yellow and teletubby purple matched LIED. And paired with TEAL nail polish? A definite fashion faux pas.

The way I see it, it’s her way of admitting my superiority. “I’m sorry I stole Gossip Girls from you. Here, have all my future roles.”

Why would casting have the costume department shell out the cash for extensions when they could have the real thing?

Did you see the VMAs last night? Disgraceful!! It's sad when talentless people force themselves into the limelight by parading their orangey bazoongas around on stage.

Whatever, me and Delilah are going to the U of Hard concert tonight. Maybe some real talent will be able to erase the nightmare that was the VMAs out of my mind.